Users are Losers!

NO!  This isn't a drug rant.  When I say Users, I'm talking about those leeches that make you believe they're your friends and all they do is use you. 

These people are insects.  Mosquitoes!  All of them! They enter your life as if a warm breeze brought them your way and they smell your delicious blood so they land on your arm almost unnoticed. THEN!  They act all nice and friendly-like and make you believe you're life long pals and then BOOM!  Out of no where they strike! 

The backstabbing.  The "Oops, I forgot all about you!".  The 'Let's put our friends in the middle of our fucked up relationship issues and see what happens' drama. 

The "Lets meet here for this event" and they show up and 15 minutes later they run out saying they'll be right back, and they never come back because they're "fighting with their bf/gf on the phone in the car". 

The "Come to the birthday party, but I'm going to act like a child when his ex girlfriend shows up and upstages my birthday cake" baby antics...

THEN there are the other kinds of users...  the "we grew up together, you know me" users.

THESE parasites show up out of no where, blasts from the past, you have fond memories of them from times long ago.

These people show up when you're out, invite themselves to your table, ask you to buy them something to eat/drink (because they have no money)...  and when you're down on your luck and need a hand, they STILL dont have any money. 
THESE people also borrow your movies and NEVER bring them back.  Until a month and a half later, you want to watch THAT movie and have to go to their house to get it back from them.
THESE people expect you to do everything for them (LEECH) but dont ever reciprocate (MOOCH).

ALL USERS ARE LOSERS!  GO TO HELL because I DONT NEED YOU IN MY LIFE!!!

  

What kind of Users have you encountered in your life?  How do you deal with them???